Writer's Block: Six Word Story

[barondave]

Sure, what the heck, why not. Most recently seen in fishbliss' LJ:

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

Thanks, but no thanks, Rielle Hunter.

I trigger the time machine and

Inhale please, now close your eyes.

Rop Rucking Rassie. Rad Rog, Rastro.

Will trade for twill. Worsted offer.

Writer's Block means...

One two three four five seven.

This is madness. I like it.